You seem to be unnecessarily abusive . Note you haven't figured out how to even make forum posts without replying to yourself and messing up quotations.
Please pay attention to the multiple classes of system messages appearing at the top of the screen. I have designed user interfaces for consumer devices such as these, and I can tell you that the message styles are distinctly different.
Please also attach a video of yourself eating your hat, as connect/disconnect messages do appear after following your "guaranteed"solution.